Description
A quiet little hat with a not-so-quiet message.
This snapback delivers the line billionaires fear most: Eat The Rich. Clean. Direct. No polite disclaimers. It’s the wearable reminder that concentrated wealth is a threat to a functioning society—and you’re not here to applaud it.
Classic structured snapback fit with a flat brim
Durable fabric that holds shape without feeling stiff
Adjustable snap closure for a custom fit
Sharp embroidered design that stands out without screaming
Lightweight build for everyday wear—rallies, errands, protests, or surviving capitalism
Because resistance deserves a uniform. And because nothing ruins a billionaire’s day faster than public accountability stitched on a hat.
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
20 ⅛-23 ⅝ |
4 ½ |
2 ½ |
7 ⅛ |
