Description
Soft as hell. Disrespectful by design.
These aren’t your grandma’s pajama shorts—unless your grandma was a punk icon in a lace-trimmed riot. The Pink Pony granny shorts are for late-night daydreamers, queer sleepers, and anyone who wants to feel cute and untouchable while roasting capitalism from the couch.
-
High-waisted comfort with extra softness for emotional support
-
Elastic waistband made for naps, snacks, and full-blown existential spirals
-
Lounge-ready cotton blend (but hot enough for TikTok thirst traps)
-
Lace trim or hem accents, depending on style—either way, it’s unbothered
Part of the Pink Pony collection.
Sleep pretty. Stay petty.
Size guide
| |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| XS |
25 ¼ |
35 ⅜ |
| S |
26 ¾ |
37 |
| M |
28 ⅜ |
38 ⅝ |
| L |
31 ½ |
41 ¾ |
| XL |
34 ⅝ |
44 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
37 ¾ |
48 |
