Description

Soft as hell. Disrespectful by design.

These aren’t your grandma’s pajama shorts—unless your grandma was a punk icon in a lace-trimmed riot. The Pink Pony granny shorts are for late-night daydreamers, queer sleepers, and anyone who wants to feel cute and untouchable while roasting capitalism from the couch.

  • High-waisted comfort with extra softness for emotional support

  • Elastic waistband made for naps, snacks, and full-blown existential spirals

  • Lounge-ready cotton blend (but hot enough for TikTok thirst traps)

  • Lace trim or hem accents, depending on style—either way, it’s unbothered

Part of the Pink Pony collection.
Sleep pretty. Stay petty.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 37
M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 48

Pink Pony Collection: Granny Sheets Pajama Shorts

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    $32.99 Excl. VAT

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          Description

          Soft as hell. Disrespectful by design.

          These aren’t your grandma’s pajama shorts—unless your grandma was a punk icon in a lace-trimmed riot. The Pink Pony granny shorts are for late-night daydreamers, queer sleepers, and anyone who wants to feel cute and untouchable while roasting capitalism from the couch.

          • High-waisted comfort with extra softness for emotional support

          • Elastic waistband made for naps, snacks, and full-blown existential spirals

          • Lounge-ready cotton blend (but hot enough for TikTok thirst traps)

          • Lace trim or hem accents, depending on style—either way, it’s unbothered

          Part of the Pink Pony collection.
          Sleep pretty. Stay petty.

          Size guide

            WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
          XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
          S 26 ¾ 37
          M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
          L 31 ½ 41 ¾
          XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
          2XL 37 ¾ 48

          Size chart

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